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Nowhere Man
06-20-2007, 05:16
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best
to rain on your parade.
>
> A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled
> for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the
> trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would
> anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
> You're crazy to go to Rome.
>
> So, how are you getting there?"
> We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a
> great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.
> "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their
> flight attendants are ugly and they're always late.
>
> So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this
> exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River
> called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody
thinks it's gonna be something special and
> exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in
> the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and
> they're overpriced.
>
> So, whatcha' doing when you get there?" "We're going to
> go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
> "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million
> other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
>
> Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going
> to need it."
>
>
> A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome.
>
> "It was wonderful!" exclaimed the woman, "Not only were we
> on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it
> was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The
> food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward
who
waited on me hand and foo t.
>
>
> And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
job
and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the
> city. They, too,were overbooked, so they apologized and gave
> us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
>
>
> Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
you
didn't get to see the Pope."
> "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican
> a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the
> Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind
> as to step into his private room and wait the Pope would
> personally greet me.
>
>
> Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
>
> "Oh, really! What'd he say?"
>
>
>
> He said, "Where'd you get the crappy haircut?