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pupcuss27
06-24-2007, 18:07
Police officer George and Officer Mary had been assigned to
walk the beat.

They had only been out a short while when Mary said,
"Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on
my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

George replied, "We don't have to go back. Just give Fido
my trusty police dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for
you."

It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the
station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog.

Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting.
After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the
wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.

Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass,
and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass,
and they are starting to worry.

Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance.
The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a
dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk
Sergeant's balls in his mouth!

Sharker
06-25-2007, 10:54
WOW... that had an unexpected twist!
:rofl:

Nowhere Man
06-25-2007, 13:46
Originally posted by Sharker
WOW... that had an unexpected twist!
:rofl:

Not really.:animlol:



Dave

SCmasterblaster
06-25-2007, 14:35
:rofl: :animlol: :laughabove: :rofl: :laughabove: :animlol: :rofl: :animlol: :rofl: :laughabove: :animlol:

alphacat
06-25-2007, 15:27
:popcorn:

whogasak47
06-25-2007, 20:08
outstanding

pulaskipusher
06-25-2007, 20:15
Originally posted by Sharker
WOW... that had an unexpected twist!
:rofl:

Yeah for the desk sargeant!

Sharker
06-26-2007, 08:10
Sorry, I was expecting the dog to be retrieving a fish from the market or something.

It def made me :rofl: :rofl: