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06-25-2007, 17:27
A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom
deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to her that they don't
sell bottom deodorant, and never have. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady
behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from here on a
regular basis, and would like some more. The shop assistant thinks for a
minute, knowing full well that they don't stock, or have ever sold such an
item, smiles at the thick blonde, and says, "One moment please, I will get
the pharmacist".
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to the woman, "This is just a normal stick of under arm
deodorant". The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."