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06-30-2007, 13:43
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the
fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no
one is late for the ride home.

MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally
points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ******ed
up...but hey, that **** was fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.

MARINE FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to get the damn sand out of
your clit and quit crying.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MARINE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
them alone.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and
hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MARINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MARINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of
the bar.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you
on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
sorry you couldn't come.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't
waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

MARINE Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

MARINE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes
later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

MARINE FRIENDS: Will knock them the ****** out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

MARINE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

06-30-2007, 16:47
Those are so true Vic, Thanks. :thumbsup: :usmc:

07-12-2007, 21:03
freaking awsome

07-15-2007, 18:21
Semper Fi

07-25-2007, 18:59
That's what makes being a Marine so much fun.

07-30-2007, 09:41
Originally posted by billwade
That's what makes being a Marine so much fun.

Yep. I can't tell you how many times I've been on the giving and receiving ends of all of those.

07-30-2007, 12:11
Can't wait until i experience the whole list lol

07-31-2007, 08:37
Originally posted by Slindsay08
Can't wait until i experience the whole list lol

Me too! Less than 2 weeks now til Parris Island!

08-10-2007, 20:06
There is no stealing other peoples gear. There has only been one thief in the entire history of the Corps. The rest are just trying to get their gear back.
Semper Fi

08-10-2007, 20:23
Semper ********** Fi!

08-29-2007, 16:15
Oh so true...

Originally posted by 2952
There is no stealing other peoples gear.

No, he meant STEAL (Strategic Transfer of Equipment to an Alternate Location)

08-31-2007, 09:20
Good list! :laughabove: