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pupcuss27
06-30-2007, 20:03
Blonde's Year in Review.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2 - 4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What A Year!!!

HandyMan Hugh
06-30-2007, 23:18
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