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06-30-2007, 20:16
A professor at Texas University was giving
a lecture of the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you
one question further...Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Bob raises his
hand. The professor takes off his glasses,
and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell
us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with
a nod and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he
reached the front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Billy Bob,
tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?"

Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiit! From
way back there I thought you said