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07-02-2007, 09:17
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.

"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two
weeks? Nobody seen you around!"

"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been inna jail?"

"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and
the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."

"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!"

Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and a-
kickin and a-yellin".

HandyMan Hugh
07-02-2007, 10:52
:animlol: :rofl: :animlol: :rofl: :banana:

07-02-2007, 13:33
Dat'sa good one eh????