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RussP
07-06-2007, 16:42
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude
are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I 'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.

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c-mama
07-06-2007, 17:39
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:rofl:

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MrsKitty
07-08-2007, 17:59
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