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lethal tupperwa
07-17-2007, 07:37
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey You!
Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
Voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
Sir, I Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
Know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

General Sherman
07-22-2007, 11:18
That one is a good one to tell with appropriate timing because it seems to get a rise every time.:banana:

07-24-2007, 21:17
The blonde sitting next to him replied "I knew you would understand! In my experience talking a lot makes your mouth dry anyway."

Mr. HE:cool: