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07-19-2007, 01:43
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to
see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a
laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.

"I see you are the father of two children."

"Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully.
"I'm the father of *three* children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."