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pupcuss27
07-26-2007, 19:33
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class,
when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable.

Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire
with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No Crap?"

God Bless America

DriBak
07-27-2007, 10:37
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