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goldenlight
07-30-2007, 20:22
Ahkmed The Arab

Ahkmed the Arab came to Vancouver, Canada from the Middle East, (Iran) and was here a few months when he became very sick.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor in St. Pauls hospital, near downtown, who said:

"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for five minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the washroom, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for five minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"




Wait for it...






Yes, it's bad...






No, not THAT bad...






The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

Ian
07-31-2007, 15:49
Iranians are not Arabs, and by the way they play backgammon, they are very clever people.

DriBak
08-01-2007, 16:31
Originally posted by Ian
Iranians are not Arabs, and by the way they play backgammon, they are very clever people.
WTF ??

s_nevermind
08-02-2007, 08:31
That's OK, Cannucks aren't the Swedish Chef either!

:tongueout:

chip00
08-02-2007, 09:20
That is still funny, accurate or not.
I get the idea.