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07-31-2007, 11:26
Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job wat I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik with one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.


Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. .

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check


07-31-2007, 16:08
:shocked: DAYUM :shocked:

08-05-2007, 10:55
Original posted user location (SW OHIO) was my old stomping /

sniffing grounds, i.e. (Miami U. OHIO), dated many fine ladies

from that school. One day on the way home to Columbus, OH

I passed a farmer who had his pickup truck loaded with freshly picked

sweet corn who had a small stand set up at an intersection of a small

Ohio town. I pulled off to buy a sack of corn to find he had his

daughter assisting him fill the sacks off his pickup truck. I swear

if the girl in this photo had on a pair of bib overalls with only a

wife beater T-Shirt with natural blonde hair, her rack compaired to

the girl this photo. Nothing like a "Farmer's Daughter" to brighten

your day !!!

:shocked: :wavey: :shocked:

The Pontificator
08-05-2007, 13:58
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: