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JellyBelly
09-07-2007, 16:31
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."


A German doctor says, "That is nothing. we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."


A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."


The Canadian doctor, not to be out done, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work."

MakeMineaP99
09-07-2007, 16:43
:laughabove: :laughabove: :animlol: :animlol: :agree:

Not from MI, but still it's still funny, because it's true.

smooth1
09-07-2007, 18:45
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Turtle13
09-08-2007, 20:51
It's funny becuase its true.

:cheers:

podwich
09-16-2007, 01:20
Yeah, that's depressing. I can't believe she got re-elected.

Michigan's a nice place- too bad the economy's being completely ruined.

Warhorse
09-16-2007, 08:32
Originally posted by podwich
Yeah, that's depressing. I can't believe she got re-elected.
Michigan's a nice place- too bad the economy's being completely ruined.

oops!!

JellyBelly
09-17-2007, 19:18
Originally posted by podwich
Yeah, that's depressing. I can't believe she got re-elected.

Michigan's a nice place- too bad the economy's being completely ruined.

There are many factors leading to Michigan's demise. Granholm is blamed because she's unliked anyhow (Canadian socialism with Detroit corruption) and she's the governess. She sure doesn't seem to be going to bat for Michigan, that's for sure.

Ender
10-07-2007, 01:02
Originally posted by JellyBelly
There are many factors leading to Michigan's demise. Granholm is blamed because she's unliked anyhow (Canadian socialism with Detroit corruption) and she's the governess. She sure doesn't seem to be going to bat for Michigan, that's for sure.

she isn't the cause of the problem, but she sure as hell ain't the solution.

i can't stand the ***** myself.