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antediluvianist
09-25-2007, 06:23
CONTRACTS PINOY STYLE

Three contractors are bidding to fix the
White House fence.

One from the Philippines, another from
Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to
examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape
measure and does some measuring, then works
some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says. "I figure the job will run
about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some
measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do
$700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or
figure, but leans over to the White House
official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, " What? ! You
didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high
figure?"
How do you expect me to consider your
service with that bid?

"Easy," the Pinoy explains. "You award the job to me....then there's $1,000 for you,
$1,000 for me, and we get the Mexican to fix the fence."

nrmcolt
09-25-2007, 06:34
:supergrin: Good timing Ante.

chowchow
09-25-2007, 10:24
:laughabove:

isuzu
09-26-2007, 18:42
Entrepreneur!:thumbsup:

choi_tan2000
09-26-2007, 20:36
hahahahahhahahahahaha lol
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

sparta
09-30-2007, 10:11
:animlol:

chowchow
09-30-2007, 10:33
ok, laway lang ang ginagamit ng pinoy, may pang letchon at inuman pa pagkatapos, lol.:laughabove: