okie
12-18-2007, 01:50
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you
do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the
nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15
great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you
do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the
nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15
great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.