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Pat P
05-17-2002, 07:29
The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have gotten numerous calls....
"Single Black Female...Seeks male companionship,ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy."
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black LABRADOR retriever puppy.
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Steve Koski
05-17-2002, 08:09
Talk about inhumane.

HiddenEyes
05-17-2002, 08:13
Thats too funny!!!;a

badbilly429
05-17-2002, 08:27
thats a great great ad, some customers of mine were showing me an ad in the detroit singles network the other day that read,

swf with herpes seeks swm with herpes. lol!

AC37
05-19-2002, 18:56
Billy, that's just nasty.

Darkmage
05-20-2002, 05:23
See? You think you might find a cute girl when you answer those personal ads, but in reality you'll end up with a dog.

PACKIN' PLASTIC
05-20-2002, 06:16
Originally posted by Darkmage
See? You think you might find a cute girl when you answer those personal ads, but in reality you'll end up with a dog.


HINT, HINT. NUDGE, NUDGE.

"You" know what I mean;)


PP;f

Dogman
05-20-2002, 09:11
That is GREAT !! What a phych job!