Indianapolis Craigslist find - "Berater Incorporated"

[Fenway]

:rofl:

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/lab/543701062.html

Berater Incorporated
Reply to: job-543701062@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-18, 5:38PM EST


I am a self employed business man working part time for the people of Indianapolis who get treated like nothings at work by their bosses and coworkers. I specialize in making jerks feel like jerks by embarrassing them in front of their colleagues and friends just as they have been doing to other cohorts for years.
If you are sick of your boss or coworker and want them to get a first class tongue lashing then contact me via email and we can further discuss your options.
My fee is negotiable depending on the severity of the berating.

LET'S STOP BEING A NATION OF DOORMATS AND UNITE THROUGH 'BERATER INC.' AND SHOW MR. BOSS WHO'S BOSS!




* Compensation: negotiable
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

[INJoker]

I've often fantasized about starting a similar business except I would want a leather glove to slap the target with in proper "duel" fashion before I said something witty like, "At this company you may think you command respect, but the harsh reality is that not one single person in your employ cares the slightest bit about you or any of your asinine ideologies. You are unloved, unwanted, constantly mocked by your subordinates and viewed as hopelessly pathetic. Pull your head out of your ass and stop thinking that you matter."

The best managers I've ever worked for really understood that they weren't God. They made rational decisions and didn't try to bluff their way out of tough situations by feigning confidence and making hasty decisions without foresight.

The worst managers I've worked for thought they were the most intelligent beings on earth.

Sometimes it's actually good for people to be put in their place!

[Mike Elzigun]

Ever seen the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm MacDonald and Artie Lange?

[rhino465]

Norm McDonald is a freakin' genius.