RedDawg6
01-22-2008, 18:16
Subject: The CO's Morning Briefing
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how m uch of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent. God Bless the Marine Corps.
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how m uch of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent. God Bless the Marine Corps.