Monster Jam - Any pat downs/wanding?

[FThorn]

I'd rather just keep everything concealed. Instead of stow it in the car. Any wanding, pat-downs, etc. for the Monster Jam today?

[FThorn]

To answer my own question. They just scan the tickets at the base of the steps and let you pass in en masse, like cattle. They don't care a bit.

[MakeMineaP99]

They don't care a bit.

Of course not, which is why you carry a gun around with you.

[boby]

For some reason getting herded like that reminded me of the New York City evacuation in I Am Legend. Bright utility lights, screaming children, ticket takers yelling at everyone to hurry up, woman on the loudspeakers telling everyone to proceed in an orderly fashion. Etc, etc.

On a side note that was a kick ass monster jam :supergrin:

[rhino465]

What is a "monster jam"?

Do they take a bunch of monsters and make jam from them? Do they clog a pipe or a river with monsters? What?

[FThorn]

What is a "monster jam"?

Do they take a bunch of monsters and make jam from them? Do they clog a pipe or a river with monsters? What?

I, myself, have always wondered the difference between a Monster Jam, and a Monster Jelly or Marmalade.

[seamus]

My G/F works part-time at the dome and in fact worked at the aformentioned "monster-jam" and they don't, at least the hourly employees, know when they will be wanding or not?:dunno:

[boby]

My G/F works part-time at the dome and in fact worked at the aformentioned "monster-jam" and they don't, at least the hourly employees, know when they will be wanding or not?:dunno:

Its no big deal really all you have to do is show your CCW badge and whisper "Its ok, I'm one of the good guys." They wave you right on through.

[rhino465]

I, myself, have always wondered the difference between a Monster Jam, and a Monster Jelly or Marmalade.


. . . or a Monster Preserves.

Or even Monster Aspic.

Monster Gelatin.

This reminds me of the Incredible Hulk cotton candy that theaters sold when "the Hulk" was playing a few years ago. I noted that it neither tasted nor smelled anything like I would expect a Hulk to taste or smell. In fact, it tasted just like standard cotton candy, with little or no Hulk flavoring whatsoever. False advertising, I say.

Which brings me back to this Monster Jam. Does it indeed taste like monsters that you can spread on your toast? Is it seedless? Do they have a no sugar added version?

[Scutter01]

In fact, it tasted just like standard cotton candy, with little or no Hulk flavoring whatsoever.


On the whole, that seems like that would be a good thing.

[rhino465]

On the whole, that seems like that would be a good thing.


Upon careful consideration, I must concur.