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05-30-2002, 06:49
Yo mama's so fat...

1. When she got the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

2. When she hauls ***** she has to make two trips.

3. When she dances she makes the band skip.

4. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

5. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph

6. The back of her neck looks like a six-pack of hot dogs.

7. "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her buttcheeks.

8. The local restaurant has a sign: "MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: YO MAMA"

9. When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

10. When she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

11. She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

12. When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

13. I ran around her twice and got lost.

14. She gets runs in her jeans.

15. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side".

16. Her sneakers need license plates.

17. Her blood type is Ragu.

18. When she goes to a restaurant, she gets an estimate.

19. If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

20. She can't even jump to a conclusion.

21. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

22. Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

05-30-2002, 06:54
wow, that was funny. I have only heard 2 of those before.

05-30-2002, 08:23
23. she broke her leg and gravy poured out!

05-30-2002, 08:44
She needs to live in a state which has all neighboring states with resiprocating CCW laws to legally carry at all

05-30-2002, 09:16

05-30-2002, 14:44
Your mamma's so fat... need a transit to measure her waist.
...bears hibernate between her butt cheeks.
...her gynecologist is Jock Cousteau.
...India and Pakistan fight over her.
...the Chinese are planning a mission to land on her by 2010.
...the Navy named a submarine after her.
...she gets nervous around Russians and Japanese.
...Ripley doesn't believe it. took eight lifeguards to drag her back into the water.
...when she broke her leg her cast was made of stucco.
...when she visited Paris, France surrendered.
...her order shut down the Varsity in Atlanta.
...her dress is by Coleman.

05-30-2002, 14:50
[Originally posted by Gunrnr
8. The local restaurant has a sign: "MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: YO MAMA"


Yo' Mama so fat, she has dual shocks absorbers on her toilet.

05-30-2002, 20:37
Originally posted by Rebeldon
Your mamma's so fat...

...when she visited Paris, France surrendered.

Then again, France surrenders to three year old children, so this isn't really saying much. ;a

05-31-2002, 12:12
Your momma's so fat...

...Ringling Brothers billed her as the world's fattest Siamese hextuplets.

big joe
06-01-2002, 03:41
Your momma's so fat...

She carrys a VCR for a pager.

06-01-2002, 14:59
When she sits around the house...she sits "around" the house.

06-03-2002, 13:10
... when she wears her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters land on her.

06-05-2002, 05:40
Yo mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her