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05-30-2002, 15:26
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette robbed a bank. As their getaway car was speeding away from the cops, it swerved and crashed! So the three bank robbers jumped from the car and fled down a dark alley.
The only hiding place in the alley was three garbage cans. Not wanting to be caught, each woman hid inside a can.

A police officer saw the wrecked car and walked into the alley looking for the trio.

He kicked the first can, in which hid the brunette. A sober bark came from the can. Not being terribly bright himself, the cop walked by, assuming a dog was in the can.

Kicking the second can containing the redhead he heard a soft "mew." It must be a cat, he assumed.

Walking on, he kicked the blonde's can and she called out, "Potato!"