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bountyhunter
05-31-2002, 09:46
Where did all those Indians come from?

Do you think they're friendly?

Don't take any prisoners.

vega
06-01-2002, 19:14
Actually it was, "oh-ohh."

vega

Dogman
06-02-2002, 03:13
"Just a little off the top, fellas!"

Penman
06-02-2002, 12:26
I shouldn't have worn my Arrow shirt...

40loader
06-02-2002, 12:35
Can't we have a drink and talk this over?

06-02-2002, 14:07
Remember men : Take no priso...Holy Flaming Buffalos!!!

DJ Niner
06-02-2002, 20:26
"I should've brought the Gatling guns..."

40loader
06-02-2002, 21:33
Hey, this isn't the KOA!

Binge&Purge
06-03-2002, 13:24
No!! Bud Lite!

Quake Guy
06-03-2002, 15:26
Damn, that's a lot of Indians...

40loader
06-03-2002, 21:39
Anybody got a band-aid?

Ruebezahl
06-03-2002, 21:55
Bereit machen für Sturmangriff (I guess ;Q )!

Ruebezahl

435slady
06-12-2002, 04:13
It was "Jesus Christ!!! Run Away!! Run Away!!!" ;a

Gunrnr
06-12-2002, 07:49
WWJWD?

40loader
06-12-2002, 08:34
Dammit! I only had one week left until retirement!

435slady
06-12-2002, 09:04
Tell them I said something clever!!

ChuteTheMall
06-12-2002, 10:44
"They couldn't hit anything at this dis....."





Apologies to Union General Sedgewick whose last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis...." referring to Confederate snipers at Manassas (or somewhere?).

06-12-2002, 11:18
Ow stop it that hurts!

forthehalibut
06-12-2002, 17:00
What can those guys do to us? They've only got a few arrows.

40loader
06-12-2002, 21:21
"Hey Sitting Bull, your momma wears army boots!"

435slady
06-13-2002, 00:42
I thought they wouldn't fight people who acted loco?!

Bildungsroman
06-13-2002, 02:27
One little, two little, three little Indians
Four little, five little, six little Indians
Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
uh oh
Seventy little, eighty little, ninety little Indians
Seven hundred little, eight hundred little, nine hundred little Indians.

RUN LIKE A WOMAN!

435slady
06-13-2002, 03:02
Quick everyone!! After me....Private Johnson you first!!!

MyGlockRocks
06-13-2002, 15:54
"What do you mean, Private, you forgot the damn pipe? ;P

Ruebezahl
06-13-2002, 19:15
"...maybe cigarettes will do. I´ll go offer some." ;Q

Penman
06-17-2002, 11:45
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There's no place like home, There's no place like home!

BIG C IN BIG D
06-17-2002, 14:27
I HATE Wyoming!

BuckeyePPC
06-18-2002, 05:40
Big C,

Little Big Horn is in Montana.

MarkP
06-18-2002, 05:57
Retreat!

little known historical fact, Custer was the author of EOD motto's everywhere;

"if you see me running ,try to keep up."

grenadier
06-18-2002, 12:05
"Indians, Schmindians..." (ripped off from Gary Larson's "The Far Side")

"We don't need no stinkin' repeating rifles! REAL military men only need single shot rifles!" (Custer was well known for favoring the highly accurate, but slow reloading, single shot rifle, and that's what his men used against Indians; some of which had repeating rifles)

SlackO
06-25-2002, 14:20
reminds me of a joke:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camped in a valley, and are running from the native tribes... The sun rises and over the east horizon they see 1000 indians poised to attack, they look to the north and see 1,000 more, to the west 1,000 more.

The Lone Ranger asks Tonto: "What do we do now Tonto?" and Tonto says "What you mean WE white man???".


Another good one:


The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping for the evening and the Lone Ranger says:

"We are sleeping out in the open tonight with only our bedrolls between us and nature, what does that tell you?"

Tonto says:

"It means that we have learned how to accept nature and to co-exist with it."

The Lone Ranger then says:
"Tonto, as we lay down on our bedrolls what do you see above?"

And Tonto says: "I see many constellations which can foretell our futures..."

To which the Lone Ranger replies: "No, Tonto, it means that someone stole our frikkin' tent!"