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goldenlight
03-04-2008, 21:43
> The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
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> An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
> work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
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> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
> I'm going to jump off this building."
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> The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If
> I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
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> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
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> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
> and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
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> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> would have given it to him again!"
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> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
> tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
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> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
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> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch