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okie
03-05-2008, 03:10
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

Cody Jarrett
03-05-2008, 16:22
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A prostitute will STOP screwing you after you die.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?
One is a bottom feeding scavenger with no real use. The other is a fish.