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Shondratasha
03-06-2008, 12:35
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve, and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The mother answers, "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."

AV1911
03-06-2008, 23:20
That's for damn sure...

Batesmotel
03-07-2008, 16:41
The funny thing is you can read about my wifes family in history books. Great people going back hundereds of years. My family can be found on the walls of the Post Office.

AV1911
03-07-2008, 21:29
Well, you know what they say...opposites attract!!! :supergrin:

Batesmotel
03-07-2008, 21:54
No kidding. My friends said, good job, her friends said, Why? She is definatly the better half. There is a reason my kids have not met some of their cousins.

Shondratasha
03-08-2008, 00:51
Note: the unmet cousins are all on his side of the family.