There is something to be said for clarity. [Archive] - Glock Talk


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06-07-2002, 05:22
A redneck farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and hrew it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."

Steve Koski
06-08-2002, 17:20
That's bad, but funny. I didn't get it for 2 seconds.

06-08-2002, 18:27
LOL! ;a

06-09-2002, 11:57
As a Motor cop; OUCH spg;G

06-11-2002, 13:12

Makes a point to, sometimes semantics do matter.

master tigon
06-12-2002, 05:09
lol. That is awful, but a keeper.