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03-12-2008, 10:09
A man walks into a bank, waits his turn in line, and when he walks up to the teller, he pulls out a pistol and announces a hold-up. He lines all the customers up against a wall. He gets his bag of loot from the tellers, then goes up to the first customer in the line-up against the wall.

It's a woman in her 20s, and he asks her "Did you see me rob this bank?"

"Yes, I did" she replies.

The robber puts his gun to her head, and pulls the trigger, dropping her stone dead.

He then goes to the next in line, a hen-pecked old guy in his 70s. "Did you see me rob this bank?"

"NO SIR, I DID NOT", says the old guy... then pointing to the 3rd person in line he says "but my wife sure did".