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goldenlight
03-24-2008, 22:42
We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for
state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to
do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prison

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

RemSp10
03-24-2008, 22:46
We are in trouble...
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

And leaves you setting there writing them. No wonder nothing ever gets done.:rofl::rofl:

AV1911
03-24-2008, 22:48
And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Well, lol, you got that right!! :supergrin:

RemSp10
03-24-2008, 22:50
I know ,its a hard job ,but somebody has to do.:cool:

AV1911
03-24-2008, 22:53
I know ,its a hard job ,but somebody has to do.:cool:

+1....I can hardly stand it somedays...but I have learned to deal:rofl::rofl::rofl:

RWM
03-26-2008, 20:02
Oh My.