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okie
03-25-2008, 01:49
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon.
"You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open
them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

"I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and
everything inside is color-coded."

"I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless,
spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."

kirgi08
03-25-2008, 02:06
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon.
"You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open
them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

"I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and
everything inside is color-coded."

"I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless,
spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."


ROFL.Youse bored again,aren't ya.'08. :whistling: :wavey:

okie
03-26-2008, 01:40
ROFL.Youse bored again,aren't ya.'08. :whistling: :wavey:

Yup sure am my friend:rofl::rofl:

okie
03-26-2008, 01:45
Steve and his wife were on their way to the airport and passed
a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.

Steve's wife glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I
drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."

"No," Steve corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."