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06-13-2002, 10:45
"The Texas Three Kick Rule"

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He
shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up
on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going in to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not
coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys
in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you
and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with
the Texas Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then
you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone
gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up
to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His
second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister
was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly
caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to
his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the

06-13-2002, 10:59


06-13-2002, 21:08
LMAO! That's awesome! ;f