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aspartz
03-30-2008, 15:10
1. Can you cry underwater?

2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

3. What disease did cured ham actually have?

4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?

8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

oceanwarrior
04-02-2008, 16:42
10. If a pig loses it's grunt,does it become disgruntled?

11. Do Roman Paramedics call IV's "fours"?

12. If you spin an oriental person around,does he get
disoriented?

13. How come you get a dozen Hot Dogs but only ten buns
per package?

14. Why do the expressions "smart man"and "wise guy"
Don't mean the same thing?

oceanwarrior

TPK
04-02-2008, 17:05
Why do you drive on parkway and park on a driveway?

If pro is the opposite of con, then is Congress the opposite or progress?

eddief4
04-03-2008, 16:40
.....nothing to add:whistling:

pt945
04-03-2008, 19:28
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry

if olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from

if you fire an electrician is he delighted?

miwall
04-04-2008, 16:13
Oceanwarrior wrote:
13. How come you get a dozen Hot Dogs but only ten buns
per package?
You get 8 dogs and 10 buns! Where do you shop??
JK

Gallowglass
04-07-2008, 12:36
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?