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BIG C IN BIG D
06-17-2002, 13:56
Have you ever wondered how the female mind works as compared to the male mind? Yes Male mindes are simple.

HER DIRECTIONS:

80....(SF)....just after the weight station near
cordelia(i think) will be an exit for 14...Sonoma and
Napa....take it.....follow it all the way thru.....till
you end up in fairfield...there is a signal next to...a
Beer joint i think it is....i don't know...but you merge
to the right which turns into a lil 2 lane freeway
dealy....go thru the signal...go over the bridge thing....
then when you get to the next signal....make a left to go to
death vally....you'll be on Carneros Hwy....then you will
come to a sort of dead end with a blinking red light....turn
right....the road will give you a choice to go straight or
veer right.....VEER RIGHT. stay on this road till you
see a buncha power stuff...ya know, those big metal
thingamajigs....there will be a stop sign...you can either
go straight or turn right on Lincoln ...well...turn right..
..follow that to the end....its kinda a long way....you will
hit old bluewood hwy....turn right on old bluewood.....follow
it down...past the 8ball (a bar that will show up on the
right) which is in cotati....stay on this road and just get
on the freeway....you will pass an exit....then just get off
at Wilfred Ave....just off the offramp there is a signal....turn
left...then go straight thru the next one and under the
overpass....go straight.....you will see pep boys straight in
front of you. you can chill there if you want or go to wal mart
which you can't miss....it's in the same parking lot with
home depot and arby's


HIS DIRECTIONS:
80 West
Exit 14
Exit 121 (Left at Light)
Exit 116 (Veer right)
RT Lincoln Road
RT Old bluewood
RT Myrtle
RT Lancster
RT Lassen St


:)

MyGlockRocks
06-17-2002, 18:01
The florist call with a flower delivery for my daughter.
Wife gives directions:
Well, the street that both railroads cross , the one that goes plumb up to the lake. Go like you're gonna go to the lake, but not that far. There is a big housing addition on your right, but we don't live there (and there are four housing additions between my house and town, all on the right) go to the corner, then we are, let's see, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, yea ok, the seventh house on the left side of the road, there are two houses that are side by side, we are in the big one.
My directions:
4 1/2 miles North on Oowala Road, 16800, number is on sign by drive way, only frickin house on your left!

And we've lived here for only 33 years!;Q ;P :)
But ya gotta love 'em!