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04-17-2008, 02:09
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You've ever made change in the offering plate.

If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year”.

You've been on TV more than five times describing the sound of a tornado.

You're probably a redneck if you can burp and say your name at the same time.