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04-21-2008, 02:03
A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant, when the wife looks over to a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, " I've noticed you've been watching that man for quite a while. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replies,"He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him 7 years ago."

"That's remarkable," the husband replies,"I wouldn't think anyone could celebrate that long."

Services will be held at 2:30 pm Saturday at Foreve Green Mortuary