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Gunrnr
06-20-2002, 16:11
An old cowboy dressed to the 9s, with a cowboy shirt, hat,
jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a
drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat
down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned
to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life
on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending
fences. I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning
I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV,
everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered
another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I
just found out that I'm a lesbian."