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06-21-2002, 17:52
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding; and
they have the following exchange:

Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"

Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my
5th DWI."

Officer: "May I see the registration for this vehicle?"

Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."

Officer: "The car is stolen?"

Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that
I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.

Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"

Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owned this car."

Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?"

Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the

Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?"

Driver: "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police,
and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense

Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"

Driver: "Sure. Here it is."

The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid.

Captain: "Who's car is this?"

Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my registration."

The captain checks state records verifying that the
driver owned the car.

Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
see if there's a gun in it?"

Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told
you said there's a body in it."

Driver: "No problem."

The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is
completely empty.

Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole
the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a
dead body in the trunk of your car."

Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying SOB told you I was
speeding, too!"

06-22-2002, 04:20


Steve Koski
06-22-2002, 11:07
Good one.

06-22-2002, 11:26