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Glockrunner
06-25-2002, 02:12
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes she started talking to him.....

"Irving, you know the fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"Irving, remember the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"Irving, remember that emerald neckace you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said...."Irving , remember that blow hob I promised you?"

"Here it comes........."