What does bad food, one stalker and no sleep have in common?

[Swattie's Wife]

I came home after working all day. Then Sean and I went out to pick up a birthday present for Kaleb (he'll be 20 in about ohhhh 1 short hour). We decided to eat at Hardee's where I ordered my usual "hamburger wrapped in a tun of lettuce". We heard the girl at the counter keep mentioning "low carb" and "no mayo" (mayo contains soy). So needless to say I wasn't feeling well the rest of the evening. One would think I would realize this but no I didn't. I took some medicine hoping that by the time Sean went to work I could try to get some sleep (ans sleep the pain off). THEN the phone rings. It's 10:00 P.M. :steamed: It's Andrew's STALKER. Yes, I said STALKER. She wanted to talk to him. I told her I didn't think he was back yet but I could look if she wanted me too (stupid me...I was on meds) she says "yes". No Andrew...surprise, surprise!! :shocked: I get comfortable and think I MIGHT be able to go back to sleep when my "loving 100 pound Rottie" jumps over me barking because the front door opens. Yup. Andrew's home!:faint:I inform him that his "stalker" has just called as to his reply "your lying" LOL he looks at the caller id "you're not" LOL This girl likes him so much that she even joined Rangers! And it just so happens that he is the Rangers Commander! And he has one more year of school!

So there you have it; bad food, one stalker, no sleep = one grumpy mom! :tongueout: :yawn:

[MB-G26]

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[okie]

I hope you feel better soon sweetie:hugs::kiss:

[HandyMan Hugh]

Ol' Doc HandyMan prescribes the following. As soon as your stomach feels a bit better, take one shot of Southern Comfort, and jump into bed with a good Male Nurse. I'm sure you can find a volunteer right handy! :rofl::supergrin:

[vote Republican]

Is she cute? Maybe she's just a future wife! :supergrin:

[Swattie's Wife]

Well, I don't drink (I'd really be sick then!!) and I think I can manage to come up with a sexy male nurse. Or did you say good? :whistling:


Gosh I hope she's not a future wife! She gets on my nerves NOW! I'd hate to see what I'd do with her if THAT ever happened!!! Their has been ONLY one girl that I ever liked. And they said they would only ever be friends.

[Swattie's Wife]

I hope you feel better soon sweetie:hugs::kiss:

Thanks Okie..That's sweet of you

[Swattie]

If the stalker had called when I was home I would have told her off. I have a rule. No calls after 9pm unless it is an emergency.

:steamed:

[Mrs. VR]

no sleep is teh suck. :sad:

[Ender]

is she hawt?

[Glockmeister40]

If the stalker had called when I was home I would have told her off. I have a rule. No calls after 9pm unless it is an emergency.

:steamed:


Good rule. some people have to get up early to go to work and do not like to bothered late at night

[Ender]

Good rule. some people have to get up early to go to work and do not like to bothered late at night

While I am generally polite about who I call and at what times, 9 at night ain't that late. 10 is where I stop my phone calls :supergrin:

[Glockmeister40]

While I am generally polite about who I call and at what times, 9 at night ain't that late. 10 is where I stop my phone calls :supergrin:


I get really upset if it is after 10 I am just aggravated if it after 9 but I also have to get up at 5:30 am.

[Zonny]

I get really upset if it is after 10 I am just aggravated if it after 9 but I also have to get up at 5:30 am.


<-----quit your sniveling. I get up at 2:15 :crying:

[Ender]

I get really upset if it is after 10 I am just aggravated if it after 9 but I also have to get up at 5:30 am.

Well...turn your ringer off :supergrin: