Ringtone

[okie]

Got me an new ring tone today for muh phone, it is a turkey call:rofl::rofl:

[Blast]

:shocked::shocked:

[HandyMan Hugh]

Okie, will it call in a tom, or a hen?

[DepChief]

So next time your walking through the woods and your phone rings they open fire on you?

:shocked::rofl:

[Blast]

So next time your walking through the woods and your phone rings they open fire on you?

:shocked::rofl:


:laughabove::laughabove:

[G33]

Got me an new ring tone today for muh phone, it is a turkey call:rofl::rofl:


Next time in GNG...
surrounded by turkeys Okie is!
:rofl:

[Jason D]

Anyone remember when a ringtone sounded like a real phone? My Brother got a new phone, that has every tone other than a phone tone.

[DepChief]

Anyone remember when a ringtone sounded like a real phone? My Brother got a new phone, that has every tone other than a phone tone.

I am so old I can remember when ringtones sounded like bells because they were bells!!

I also remember party lines when you had to listen for your houses ring or you would be answering your neighbors phone calls.

[Bubbala]

I am so old I can remember when ringtones sounded like bells because they were bells!!

I also remember party lines when you had to listen for your houses ring or you would be answering your neighbors phone calls.



Tha wasn't so long ago sonny.




Was it?

[DepChief]

Tha wasn't so long ago sonny.




Was it?

Yup!!

[okie]

Okie, will it call in a tom, or a hen?

You know I don't know:dunno::crying:

[okie]

So next time your walking through the woods and your phone rings they open fire on you?

:shocked::rofl:

Oh hell I didn't think of that:alex:

[okie]

Next time in GNG...
surrounded by turkeys Okie is!
:rofl:

Yup:kiss::hugs:

[okie]

Anyone remember when a ringtone sounded like a real phone? My Brother got a new phone, that has every tone other than a phone tone.

Thats what I had, I would be around a bunch of folk a phone would ring and I would wonder if it was mine. No more confusion fer me:rofl::rofl:

[tous]

Is it a RealTree ring tone?

[digitspaw]

Anyone remember when a ringtone sounded like a real phone? My Brother got a new phone, that has every tone other than a phone tone.


I made my own ring tone of a Western Electric 500 set. Those had the two bells and a clapper. Circa 1970 and before. I use it on my Samsung A707. It rocks.:cool:

[PeterJasonMN]

Any time I read about turkeys I think about my trip to Gander Mountain.


Some lady's pushing a cart with a toddler in it and there's a turkey video on. She stops at the tv and is going "Look honey, it's a turkey! Gobble gobble gobble". Ok, it's GANDER MOUNTAIN. They're showing a turkey video. In the FIREARMS section. You can see where this is going.


*BLAAAAAAAM*


The tom goes flying ass over tea-kettle. The toddler is sitting there with this quizzical look on it's face, and the mom starts dry-heaving and crying :rofl:

[pesticidal]

:laughabove:

[eddief4]

Any time I read about turkeys I think about my trip to Gander Mountain.


Some lady's pushing a cart with a toddler in it and there's a turkey video on. She stops at the tv and is going "Look honey, it's a turkey! Gobble gobble gobble". Ok, it's GANDER MOUNTAIN. They're showing a turkey video. In the FIREARMS section. You can see where this is going.


*BLAAAAAAAM*


The tom goes flying ass over tea-kettle. The toddler is sitting there with this quizzical look on it's face, and the mom starts dry-heaving and crying :rofl:





:rofl::rofl:

[eddief4]

Okie,

where did you get this ringtone...that would be AWESOME!!!:supergrin:

[okie]

Is it a RealTree ring tone?

No it isn't Doug:crying:

[kcb]

I am so old I can remember when ringtones sounded like bells because they were bells!!

I also remember party lines when you had to listen for your houses ring or you would be answering your neighbors phone calls.

:wow:

I didn't know you were THAT old!!

You hide your age VERY well!

:rofl:

J/K

[okie]

Okie,

where did you get this ringtone...that would be AWESOME!!!:supergrin:

I got it from the lady that works at Cellular one:cool::wavey:

[rhans405]

So you're at a buffet and your phone rings. Does it say gobble gobble? :shocked:

[DepChief]

:wow:

I didn't know you were THAT old!!

You hide your age VERY well!

:rofl:

J/K

It's my boyish good looks!!

:whistling:

[kcb]

Okie, At LEAST you will KNOW that it is YOUR phone that is ringing!!!
:rofl: :wavey: :hugs:

[kcb]

It's my boyish good looks!!

:whistling:

But of COURSE!!!

:rofl:

[DepChief]

But of COURSE!!!

:rofl:

You can stop laughing so hard!!!

:tongueout:

[kcb]

You can stop laughing so hard!!!

:tongueout:

I'm sorry! I didn't think I was that loud! The children are sleeping in the guestroom next to the den!

I better quiet down!

:supergrin::wavey:

[HandyMan Hugh]

Hooo boy! I can see it now!

Oklahoma man attacked by wild turkey! Details and tape at 11:00

Interviewer to tall heavyset man in Camo clothing: "Tell me sir, in your own words, what happened here today?"

Okie (still looking startled): "I dunnow! I wuz out walkin in the woods when muh phone rang. Then this frakin' crazy turkey came outta nowhere and attacked me!

Interviewer: "Tell me sir what did you do?"

Okie:"I drew muh kimber, an blasted him one! I had no choice, that
frakin crazy bird wuz gonna kill me!"

Interviewer: "Where's the bird now?"

Okie: "There's pieces of him over yonder in that tree."

Interviewer: "My God sir what did you do to that poor turkey?"

Okie: "I shot him once with my Kimber."

Interviewer: "What's a Kimber?"

Okie turning his right side to the camera and flipping
his jacket back, revealing a holstered Kimber: "That's a Kimber,
best 1911 there is!"

Interviewer, very wide eyed: "My God, man THAT'S AN ASSAULT PISTOL!
What does it shoot?"

Okie, showing the news reporter an extra hollow point round: "One of
these."

Interviewer, still more wide eyed:" My God, man that's a COP KILLER
BULLET!"

Okie: No it ain't, not 'less you kill a cop with it."

Interviewer: "Do the police know about all of this?"

Okie: Well, a Game Warden came by and wuz gonna write me a ticket for
killin' that bird outta season, but he didn't."

Interviewer now frothing at the mouth: "Why didn't he write you the
ticket? It's obvious that you KILLED that poor turkey."

Okie: "Well he took out his ticket book and pen, and just then my phone
rang again. Right then another frakin' crazy tom turkey came outta
the woods and went after the Game Warden."

Interviewer: "What happened to him, the Game warden, I mean?"

Okie: "I dunnknow, the last I seen of 'im he wuz 'bout a half mile down
hill, still runnin', with that frakin' turkey still in hot pursuit."

Interviewer frothing and wide eyed: "Are you expecting me to believe
that your cell phone is causing turkeys to attack people"?

Okie: "I guess so, I had a friend put in a turkey call for a ring tone."

Interviewer going ballistic: "I don't believe you! SHOW ME!"

Okie: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn yer!"

Okie pushes a button on his cell phone, it rings, and a HUGE tom turkey fles out of the woods, and attacks the news reporter, who flees for his life!

Okie half to himself: "Cop killer bullets, my butt!"

Okie to the cameraman: "Hey man, ya got a good long lense on that
thing?

:supergrin:

[okie]

Okie, At LEAST you will KNOW that it is YOUR phone that is ringing!!!
:rofl: :wavey: :hugs:

Thats the idea honey:kiss::hugs:

[okie]

Hooo boy! I can see it now!

Oklahoma man attacked by wild turkey! Details and tape at 11:00

Interviewer to tall heavyset man in Camo clothing: "Tell me sir, in your own words, what happened here today?"

Okie (still looking startled): "I dunnow! I wuz out walkin in the woods when muh phone rang. Then this frakin' crazy turkey came outta nowhere and attacked me!

Interviewer: "Tell me sir what did you do?"

Okie:"I drew muh kimber, an blasted him one! I had no choice, that
frakin crazy bird wuz gonna kill me!"

Interviewer: "Where's the bird now?"

Okie: "There's pieces of him over yonder in that tree."

Interviewer: "My God sir what did you do to that poor turkey?"

Okie: "I shot him once with my Kimber."

Interviewer: "What's a Kimber?"

Okie turning his right side to the camera and flipping
his jacket back, revealing a holstered Kimber: "That's a Kimber,
best 1911 there is!"

Interviewer, very wide eyed: "My God, man THAT'S AN ASSAULT PISTOL!
What does it shoot?"

Okie, showing the news reporter an extra hollow point round: "One of
these."

Interviewer, still more wide eyed:" My God, man that's a COP KILLER
BULLET!"

Okie: No it ain't, not 'less you kill a cop with it."

Interviewer: "Do the police know about all of this?"

Okie: Well, a Game Warden came by and wuz gonna write me a ticket for
killin' that bird outta season, but he didn't."

Interviewer now frothing at the mouth: "Why didn't he write you the
ticket? It's obvious that you KILLED that poor turkey."

Okie: "Well he took out his ticket book and pen, and just then my phone
rang again. Right then another frakin' crazy tom turkey came outta
the woods and went after the Game Warden."

Interviewer: "What happened to him, the Game warden, I mean?"

Okie: "I dunnknow, the last I seen of 'im he wuz 'bout a half mile down
hill, still runnin', with that frakin' turkey still in hot pursuit."

Interviewer frothing and wide eyed: "Are you expecting me to believe
that your cell phone is causing turkeys to attack people"?

Okie: "I guess so, I had a friend put in a turkey call for a ring tone."

Interviewer going ballistic: "I don't believe you! SHOW ME!"

Okie: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn yer!"

Okie pushes a button on his cell phone, it rings, and a HUGE tom turkey fles out of the woods, and attacks the news reporter, who flees for his life!

Okie half to himself: "Cop killer bullets, my butt!"

Okie to the cameraman: "Hey man, ya got a good long lense on that
thing?

:supergrin:

Thats just to damn funny my friend:rofl::rofl:

[eddief4]

Hooo boy! I can see it now!

Oklahoma man attacked by wild turkey! Details and tape at 11:00

Interviewer to tall heavyset man in Camo clothing: "Tell me sir, in your own words, what happened here today?"

Okie (still looking startled): "I dunnow! I wuz out walkin in the woods when muh phone rang. Then this frakin' crazy turkey came outta nowhere and attacked me!

Interviewer: "Tell me sir what did you do?"

Okie:"I drew muh kimber, an blasted him one! I had no choice, that
frakin crazy bird wuz gonna kill me!"

Interviewer: "Where's the bird now?"

Okie: "There's pieces of him over yonder in that tree."

Interviewer: "My God sir what did you do to that poor turkey?"

Okie: "I shot him once with my Kimber."

Interviewer: "What's a Kimber?"

Okie turning his right side to the camera and flipping
his jacket back, revealing a holstered Kimber: "That's a Kimber,
best 1911 there is!"

Interviewer, very wide eyed: "My God, man THAT'S AN ASSAULT PISTOL!
What does it shoot?"

Okie, showing the news reporter an extra hollow point round: "One of
these."

Interviewer, still more wide eyed:" My God, man that's a COP KILLER
BULLET!"

Okie: No it ain't, not 'less you kill a cop with it."

Interviewer: "Do the police know about all of this?"

Okie: Well, a Game Warden came by and wuz gonna write me a ticket for
killin' that bird outta season, but he didn't."

Interviewer now frothing at the mouth: "Why didn't he write you the
ticket? It's obvious that you KILLED that poor turkey."

Okie: "Well he took out his ticket book and pen, and just then my phone
rang again. Right then another frakin' crazy tom turkey came outta
the woods and went after the Game Warden."

Interviewer: "What happened to him, the Game warden, I mean?"

Okie: "I dunnknow, the last I seen of 'im he wuz 'bout a half mile down
hill, still runnin', with that frakin' turkey still in hot pursuit."

Interviewer frothing and wide eyed: "Are you expecting me to believe
that your cell phone is causing turkeys to attack people"?

Okie: "I guess so, I had a friend put in a turkey call for a ring tone."

Interviewer going ballistic: "I don't believe you! SHOW ME!"

Okie: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn yer!"

Okie pushes a button on his cell phone, it rings, and a HUGE tom turkey fles out of the woods, and attacks the news reporter, who flees for his life!

Okie half to himself: "Cop killer bullets, my butt!"

Okie to the cameraman: "Hey man, ya got a good long lense on that
thing?

:supergrin:









:rofl::rofl::rofl: