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06-20-2008, 16:43
Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post
turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced
on top, that's a 'post turtle.'" The old rancher saw a puzzled look
on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know...
He didn't get up there by himself.
He doesn't belong up there.
He doesn't know what to do while he is up there.
And you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!"

06-20-2008, 21:04