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okie
06-23-2008, 02:17
A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and
Eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and
Coffee?'



He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
Right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my
Appetite.'



At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something .
. . . . 'a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
Sandwich?'



He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
Desire for food.'



Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
'Would you like a juicy

Rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
Rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'



He declines again . . . . . 'No,' he says, 'it's got to
Be the Viagra . . . . .

I'm still not hungry.' . . . .



'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm
Starving.

mitchshrader
06-23-2008, 03:48
(insert rimshot here).. ;)

jeeze okie, that's a remake of a joke that was old before I was born..

kirgi08
06-23-2008, 06:19
(insert rimshot here).. ;)

jeeze okie, that's a remake of a joke that was old before I was born..

They kept time that long ago,Holy Sheep.'08. :whistling::tongueout::rofl::shocked:

eddief4
06-23-2008, 22:05
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

okie
06-24-2008, 02:14
(insert rimshot here).. ;)

jeeze okie, that's a remake of a joke that was old before I was born..

Well it's a first time for me my friend:rofl::rofl:

kirgi08
06-24-2008, 08:26
Well it's a first time for me my friend:rofl::rofl:

Okster,Whens the last time you can remember sayin' that.'08. :whistling::tongueout::shocked:

Scarecrow28
06-24-2008, 09:13
:rofl: