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TBO
06-27-2008, 05:33
I was in line at a coffee place getting ready to order and a guy with a shaved head and sun glasses walked in front of me and started to order. I looked at him and he quickly says, "Oh, were you ordering". I gave him a hard look and said, "Yeah". He backed down quickly and moved away.








:tbo:

4949shooter
06-27-2008, 07:42
Cuz he thought it was on.

Ender
06-27-2008, 08:14
You and your "hard" looks....

4949shooter
06-27-2008, 08:18
Mr. Krebbs tried to cut in line...

TBO
06-27-2008, 08:29
Crap! Hot coffee on my keyboard and fingers! :animlol: :rofl:

Orlando Eric
06-27-2008, 10:07
Well here I am again---LOOP----------------------------------------------------Me


Who is Mr Krebbs?


----I'll have a MOCHA - and Mr LIne Cutting @@$$%####**@@@---- here is gonna pay for it!---

Do you know who I am man---- didn't you see that tactical web strap on my back right pocket!!!!----

DO YOU even know who Royal Robbins is man----

See these Shoes??? --- Hidden pockets, yea that's right, Secret Pockets ---- you are so close to death I can smell it on you---- BACK up man== back up realll slowwww--- I have a special keychain that will make your finger sore for like hours----- So you have to ask yourself-- do you feel lucky-- well do you punk----

4949shooter
06-27-2008, 13:26
Well here I am again---LOOP----------------------------------------------------Me


Who is Mr Krebbs?


Mr. Krebbs is an infamous cop hating troll who was banned from Glocktalk a while back.

He resurfaced recently as "Krebbzie" but I haven't seen him around lately. Possibly Eric got wind of him and gave him the boot once again. :wavey:

Hollywood D
06-27-2008, 13:52
I was in Chipotle last year getting something to go. This guy next to me kept staring at me. I thought he was MF'ing me and I almost said something. When I went to pay he paid for mine instead. I said thanks, shook his hand and then cussed myself out in my head.

BGPD
06-27-2008, 14:22
I'm here for you bro'.

Me and my super secret bad guy vaporizer wristwatch from my morning cereal box!:tongueout:

I hate linebutting buttheads!!@#$#@

Dragoon44
06-27-2008, 14:28
What? you didn't say, "it's on cuz!"

:rofl:

JellyBelly
06-27-2008, 17:16
shaved head and sun glasses

Did he have a retired cop car with more antennas on it than when it was in service, too?

TBO
06-27-2008, 17:43
Hey, you know him!

Pinki
06-27-2008, 17:49
TBO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BAILIFF
06-27-2008, 21:53
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3109/lolcatrenderer2aspxtopmdq2.jpg

TBO
06-28-2008, 04:44
:laughabove::yourock:

ateamer
06-28-2008, 05:03
I was in Chipotle last year getting something to go. This guy next to me kept staring at me. I thought he was MF'ing me and I almost said something. When I went to pay he paid for mine instead. I said thanks, shook his hand and then cussed myself out in my head.
A few years back, one of our sergeants and a lieutenant met for dinner. The sarge wanted to go to Burger King, and the ell-tee wanted to go to a local deli. The ell-tee got his way, of course. As they walked toward the door from their cars, some tie-dye wearing hippie chick called out to them and walked up quickly. The sergeant, under his breath, told the lieutenant, "See, that's why I don't want to go here. Buncha damn hippies all over the place." The hippie chick came up and said, "Officers, I just want you to know how much I appreciate what you do, and thank you!" Sarge was speechless. :cool::supergrin:

TBO
06-28-2008, 10:29
I'm thinking about going back to the same coffee place today........ wonder if I'll have another confrontation... :strong:

BGPD
06-28-2008, 11:10
I'm thinking about going back to the same coffee place today........ wonder if I'll have another confrontation... :strong:

Carefull now partner. That 5'2" 100lb counter girl with the nose ring looks like she could take you:tongueout:

TBO
06-28-2008, 11:35
A MUST READ followup thread: http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=889250

betyourlife
06-28-2008, 11:44
A MUST READ followup thread: http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=889250

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dean
06-28-2008, 12:04
Never argue over a place in line.
That way nothing can happen. Don't be looking for trouble.
You don't want nothing to happen, do you?
Have your doughnuts and coffee at home. It's safer.

BAILIFF
06-28-2008, 12:47
Never argue over a place in line.
Don't be looking for trouble.

Don't tell me what to do. :miff:

4949shooter
06-28-2008, 13:27
A MUST READ followup thread: http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=889250


Very good! :thumbsup:

Aquanewt
06-29-2008, 18:28
I've been practicing a reverse draw with my tazer and quick draw with my service pistol to handle this type of situation. BG target to immediate left, semi-innocent to the front (The clerk who should know who is next or always jump to me just because I'm me) and a few full innocents. Idea is to double tap the BG who is fighting over line position and to be ready to give 'lightening rides' to anyone who disagrees with me. BTW, I don't pay for the cofee, it gets added to someone else's tab.

Pepper45
06-29-2008, 22:09
Standing in line at Subway today, fell into small talk with a normal looking woman standing behind me. After exchanging pleasantries such as, "Aren't those dark uniforms hot in the summer?", and, "Doesn't your bulletproof vest make you sweat?", she continued with, "Oh, I'm so glad you wear those inside your shirts... outside your shirt would be too threatening."

WTF? Threatening? Dear god, I thought I'd met some sheep before, but the bleating from behind me was deafening. I almost wish she'd have cut in line, just so I could have been rid of her just a bit sooner.

Orlando Eric
06-29-2008, 23:36
Line??? -- Order???---

Oh man you guys are S-O-F-T

YOu walk up behind the counter and pour your own cup of Joe.. give Brenda a slap on the caboose-- and take a couple bucks out of the the tip jar for later.----

obxemt
07-01-2008, 19:05
Mr. Krebbs tried to cut in line...

Ha! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I completely forgot about him

Good times, those were. :rofl:

Woofie
07-01-2008, 19:06
Line??? -- Order???---

Oh man you guys are S-O-F-T

YOu walk up behind the counter and pour your own cup of Joe.. give Brenda a slap on the caboose-- and take a couple bucks out of the the tip jar for later.----

I know what a cup of Joe is, but I have never heard of trains being referred to as Brenda.

GWSHARK
07-02-2008, 09:26
Real thugs don't order coffee at foo-foo coffee shops.

TBO
10-13-2008, 20:23
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

Hack
10-14-2008, 06:56
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

I call shenanigans!

PhoneCop
10-14-2008, 15:54
I call shenanigans!

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."

m2hmghb
10-14-2008, 17:10
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you really like?

Blinky
10-14-2008, 19:30
I call shenanigans!

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you really like?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/kampfnin/shenanigans.gif

Rabbit994
10-15-2008, 00:09
Put those away.

Norman
10-15-2008, 00:24
You're talking about shenanigan's right?

EMTCOP
10-15-2008, 02:47
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/kampfnin/shenanigans.gif


That movie should be mandatory for new officers during FTO!!!! :rofl:

Rabbit994
10-15-2008, 09:08
Can I get liter of Cola?

PhoneCop
10-15-2008, 10:02
Would you like to dipp-a-size that?

WIG19
10-15-2008, 11:22
I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."

You're talking about shenanigan's right?Does that mean...?



:rofl:

car541
10-15-2008, 18:24
My mother cut in front of me to order a latte once....


Once.

TBO
10-17-2008, 08:59
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/randehay/johnny.jpg

Hack
10-17-2008, 09:58
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/randehay/johnny.jpg

His mother needed to grab and slap him good? :rofl:

PhoneCop
10-17-2008, 21:09
I'm tired of slapping you around, it bores me.

Capt Don
10-19-2008, 08:08
For all you stressed out LEO's out there.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26irW7yMJXk&feature=related ,

Don't take any crap :wedgie:

TBO
12-29-2008, 22:57
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/library/peternathan.jpg

Aquanewt
12-30-2008, 02:28
I think "Ray" the singer should have been elected President instead of what's his name

4949shooter
12-30-2008, 06:07
Old threads never die.

DonGlock26
12-30-2008, 07:57
If someone puts sugar in TBO's coffee, it's going to get ugly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6-Snl4a1RI&feature=related

Sharkey
12-30-2008, 10:03
Well here I am again---LOOP----------------------------------------------------Me


Who is Mr Krebbs?


----I'll have a MOCHA - and Mr LIne Cutting @@$$%####**@@@---- here is gonna pay for it!---

Do you know who I am man---- didn't you see that tactical web strap on my back right pocket!!!!----

DO YOU even know who Royal Robbins is man----

See these Shoes??? --- Hidden pockets, yea that's right, Secret Pockets ---- you are so close to death I can smell it on you---- BACK up man== back up realll slowwww--- I have a special keychain that will make your finger sore for like hours----- So you have to ask yourself-- do you feel lucky-- well do you punk----

Now THAT was freakin' funny!

TBO
02-15-2009, 21:05
:rofl:

obxemt
02-15-2009, 21:16
You sir, are truly a master.

Hack
02-15-2009, 21:55
BOING!

A proper bounce.:whistling:

Htc987
02-15-2009, 22:16
Im glad this thread showed up.
Went to Subway today and saw a couple of FHP guys, I was in line when one of them comes up behind me(They had already ordered and were sitting down), and I spin around. I say Hi, and he says "Hey eyebrows"(I have a shaved head, figure it out). I asked if what him and his partner were doing passed as "On Duty" and he just said "Excuse me?" and tried to kill me with his eyeballs. I told him I was Army and he laughed then shook my hand-called out to his partner sitting down "Hey check this guy out, I almost choke slammed GI JOE". We BSed for a little bit and I left with my "girly man" sub.
Don't know why they gotta hate on my sweet onion chicken terriyaki...I think they were eating BMTs

obxemt
02-16-2009, 09:22
While that was hysterically funny, I'm not sure that "hey, eyebrows" was the most professional of community policing opening contacts.

TBO
02-16-2009, 09:23
While that was hysterically funny, I'm not sure that "hey, eyebrows" was the most professional of community policing opening contacts.
<--------has already filed that one away for future use :tbo:

PinkoCommie
02-16-2009, 09:25
While that was hysterically funny, I'm not sure that "hey, eyebrows" was the most professional of community policing opening contacts.

Hey, they were the only ones in that sub shop professional enough to handle the "eyebrows" opening line.

:supergrin:

obxemt
02-16-2009, 09:26
Hey, they were the only ones in that sub shop professional enough to handle the "eyebrows" opening line.

:supergrin:

That's because they're "OPERATORS!"

http://www.tacticalsupply.com/images/blackhawk_map.jpg

TBO
02-16-2009, 09:28
:laughabove: :perfect10:

Hack
02-16-2009, 09:32
Yep. That was good.:laughabove:

TBO
12-08-2009, 23:53
:supergrin:

TBO
02-24-2010, 07:18
It happened, again...

Hack
02-24-2010, 12:25
It happened, again...

Uh oh. This had better be good!!
















:clown:

TBO
08-29-2010, 00:55
"Good" caffeine, vs "Bad" caffeine.... still a work in project. :tbo:

Kadetklapp
08-29-2010, 10:41
You mean you didn't get a complaint filed on you, have to hang in limbo for four days, have some pencil-pushing desk-rider micro-anylize your response to the wanna be and then tell you you lack professionalism, patience, and everything else it takes to make a good cop?

mixflip
08-29-2010, 10:56
I had a guy stare at me once at a fast food place. (aka mad dog me or mean mug me or what ever the kids say today?)

I quietly raised my hand to scratch my ear "with my middle finger"...

He walked away.

It was an awkward yet funny moment.

PROSOUTH
08-29-2010, 11:08
They say that if you stare a dog in the eye he will bite you.

WTF you lookin' at punk, you feelin' luckey?:shocked:

Morris
08-29-2010, 11:15
Holy thread resurrection, Batman! :rofl:

Hack
08-29-2010, 17:20
Time for a BADA BUMP.:rofl:

PROSOUTH
08-30-2010, 17:19
Did I ever tell you about the time I looked a Red Pitt Bull in the eye and shot him when he lunged to bite me?

I put a Hot 45 round into his open mouth and down his throat all the way to his go-nads. Never spilled a drop of blood and had no entry or exit wound

:yawn:

G27Chief
08-31-2010, 04:10
Did I ever tell you about the time I looked a Red Pitt Bull in the eye and shot him when he lunged to bite me?

I put a Hot 45 round into his open mouth and down his throat all the way to his go-nads. Never spilled a drop of blood and had no entry or exit wound

:yawn:

:rofl:

TBO
12-12-2011, 23:14
Happy Holidays

Sharky7
12-12-2011, 23:45
Happy Holidays

Howdy ho, look who's back.

RyanNREMTP
12-12-2011, 23:51
So what's new?

4949shooter
12-13-2011, 05:28
This was TBO's stocking stuffer.

Have a safe holiday season, our good friend. :wavey:

JohnnyReb
12-13-2011, 06:37
Who's this TBO guy?:tongueout:

bccop
12-13-2011, 07:04
Happy Holidays

...and a very Merry Christmas to you as well!

Welcome back! :wave:

Cochese
12-13-2011, 14:46
He eventually got back to me. :supergrin:

m2hmghb
12-13-2011, 14:59
The rumors of your death are greatly exaggerated I see. Welcome back!

Kadetklapp
12-13-2011, 15:10
The rumors of your death are greatly exaggerated I see. Welcome back!

We don't know it's him.

I heard he was murdered by a lorry driver.

What's your ORI "TBO"?

:tongueout:

Jeff82
12-13-2011, 15:39
"It's alive!!"

Merry Christmas.

Pinki
12-13-2011, 16:41
Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays!!!!

RussP
12-13-2011, 16:48
Happy HolidaysSame to you!!!

Welcome back...

It ain't been the same!

DaBigBR
12-13-2011, 17:01
Happy Holidays

Howdy, stranger.

Panzergrenadier1979
12-13-2011, 17:59
Happy Holidays

Well NOW the holidays can be happy. :supergrin:

Vigilant
12-13-2011, 18:03
Police Navidad. :supergrin:

Sam Spade
12-13-2011, 18:20
Probably some auto-posting bot he rigged up before he ran off to Arruba...

:cool:

Hohoho, it's nice to hear from you.

Sharkey
12-13-2011, 18:58
Dang, whatever happened to Community Oriented Policing? You are suppose to let him cut in line and let that "hard look" put you in your place. He pays your salary you know! :supergrin:

steveksux
12-13-2011, 21:57
We don't know it's him.

I heard he was murdered by a lorry driver.

What's your ORI "TBO"?

:tongueout:http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1049093.jpg

Welcome back, TBO, we missed you....

Randy

Hack
12-13-2011, 22:16
Happy Holidays

Well, HOWDY!:cowboy::wavey:

Newcop761
12-13-2011, 22:45
It's been too long. Welcome back!

Sent from my Nexus One

wprebeck
12-13-2011, 23:29
Happy Holidays

Hey brother, miss ya. Come back soon, and have a good Christmas.

G27Chief
12-13-2011, 23:32
Hey man

Kadetklapp
12-14-2011, 07:47
Police Navidad. :supergrin:

:rofl::cool:

collim1
12-14-2011, 08:11
Line??? -- Order???---

Oh man you guys are S-O-F-T

YOu walk up behind the counter and pour your own cup of Joe.. give Brenda a slap on the caboose-- and take a couple bucks out of the the tip jar for later.----

:rofl:WOW that was funny.

pal2511
12-14-2011, 21:55
Happy holidays tbo

Outdoor Hub mobile, the outdoor information engine

car541
12-14-2011, 22:24
Happy Holidays

To you too.

Ender
12-15-2011, 21:48
I just want to say...I originally replied to this thread in 2008.

Orlando Eric
12-19-2011, 21:45
That is how Buck Savage does it.

RetailNinja
12-20-2011, 18:38
Saw coffee, ordered same

EOR

mixflip
12-21-2011, 02:46
I was at court (in uniform) and when I got into the elevator, some young thug in a wife beater stood right across from me, facing me. He grabbed his pack of smokes and began smacking them vigorous while staring me down as if he was a tough guy. Oh yeah he was with his little crack headedish looking girlfriend. It was actually funny to watch.

series1811
12-21-2011, 15:56
I just want to say...I originally replied to this thread in 2008.

I'm embarrassed. I can't remember where I put my car keys, but I remember reading this thread back then. :supergrin:

TBO
07-29-2012, 16:04
Yeah, it's like that :tbo:

dhoomonyou
07-29-2012, 17:57
And i had my cop buddies follow him for 40 miles.

Its on....

GD2J
07-29-2012, 20:21
Woah there, pardner. It's supposed to be one thread page per year. You're a page ahead - time to slow it on down....

GRIMLET
07-30-2012, 02:40
I was in line at a coffee place getting ready to order and a guy with a shaved head and sun glasses walked in front of me and started to order. I looked at him and he quickly says, "Oh, were you ordering". I gave him a hard look and said, "Yeah". He backed down quickly and moved away.








:tbo:



At a convenience store/Greyhound bus stop. The line is long with bus passengers and regular customers. We are all waiting quietly in line. Mr. INAHURRY walks to the counter from out of nowhere, slaps down some change and walks out with his coffee. I ask the clerk to quickly count his change. You got it, he didn't leave enough money to cover the coffee.
I very happily escort him off the bus and back into the store, at the back of the line.

TBO
10-18-2013, 10:23
BTT :tbo:

RyanNREMTP
10-18-2013, 11:00
Oh I see. This is one of those social threads that we aren't allowed to post in unless it's been several months since the previous post. Well played good sir. Well played.

smokeross
10-18-2013, 11:58
While that was hysterically funny, I'm not sure that "hey, eyebrows" was the most professional of community policing opening contacts.
I know a guy with only 1 arm. Lost one in a car wreck as a kid. Everyone calls him "One Armed Paul" Paul walked into the local bar and another friend calls out, "Hey look, it's Two Legged Paul" Everyone including Paul LTAO.

TBO
07-29-2014, 10:52
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

PinkoCommie
07-29-2014, 10:58
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

What are you trying to do here, troublemaker?

4teecal
07-30-2014, 05:07
Damn JBT's wanting their vanillafrappacino fixes.

The place is a falling apart.