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ArodJohns
06-28-2008, 11:30
So I walked in to the coffee place after getting my head shaved. I was just hoping to get a mocha latte double fudge before heading home to get a shower and as such I still had my sunglasses on.

Anyway, I walk up to the counter and there's this guy in a police uniform standing at the counter looking like he can't quite figure out the sign. Since I was in a hurry, I ordered before he did in an attempt to give him some sort of idea how it works in these places.

Unfortunately, being the ungrateful bastich he is, he gave me a nasty look and said "It's on Cuz". It was at this point that I realized he had a badge and I didn't, so I just paid for my coffee and left.

He also did not have his hat on, did not have probably cause and he did not set up an appointment. I'm currently on the phone with various alphabet soup agencies, the Supreme Court and the Attorney General's.

I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles.

TBO
06-28-2008, 11:34
:laughabove::animlol::number1:

betyourlife
06-28-2008, 11:44
So I walked in to the coffee place after getting my head shaved. I was just hoping to get a mocha latte double fudge before heading home to get a shower and as such I still had my sunglasses on.

Anyway, I walk up to the counter and there's this guy in a police uniform standing at the counter looking like he can't quite figure out the sign. Since I was in a hurry, I ordered before he did in an attempt to give him some sort of idea how it works in these places.

Unfortunately, being the ungrateful bastich he is, he gave me a nasty look and said "It's on Cuz". It was at this point that I realized he had a badge and I didn't, so I just paid for my coffee and left.

He also did not have his hat on, did not have probably cause and he did not set up an appointment. I'm currently on the phone with various alphabet soup agencies, the Supreme Court and the Attorney General's.

I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

anubisgodofgods
06-28-2008, 12:07
Call the NAACP. Does not matter if you are black or white, you have a problem with the cops then they are the guys to call. Rally and march will be held in coffee shop parking lot on July 4th.

BGPD
06-28-2008, 12:09
I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles.

See what happens when you drink all that chic crap instead of normal coffee.:supergrin:

WiskyT
06-28-2008, 12:09
He didn't have his hat on because he was inside. He can get suspended by the ACLU for having his hat on inside. He was propbably off duty anyway and couldn't do anything about it.

RogueUK
06-28-2008, 13:21
Unfortunately, being the ungrateful bastich he is, he gave me a nasty look and said "It's on Cuz". It was at this point that I realized he had a badge and I didn't, so I just paid for my coffee and left.

Did you check him out on MySpace? He might look like a policeman but did you check to see if his car had pizzas in the back waiting to get delivered?

EDIT:

Just thank God he didn't have an extra trauma plate duct-taped under his vest and special boots to help him climb walls. The 'nasty look' alone could have killed you.

Woofie
06-28-2008, 13:35
I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles.

Is she hot and does she drive an expensive car?

Pinki
06-28-2008, 13:44
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can't believe you didn't pay for TBO's coffee :miff:

DoogieHowser
06-28-2008, 13:53
:rofl: :rofl:

I can't believe you didn't pay for TBO's coffee :miff:


:animlol: :bowdown:

ArodJohns
06-28-2008, 23:49
Is she hot and does she drive an expensive car?

I don't know, would you consider your girlfriend hot? :tongueout:


:rofl: :rofl:

I can't believe you didn't pay for TBO's coffee :miff:

Why the hell would I? Did you bother to read the thread? I mean, he told it was on. I was worried about a police beat down Rodney King style. I just wanted to GTFO there!:faint:

ShortyJackson
06-29-2008, 01:10
I hope you had already decided not to show your CCW permit if they decided to stop you in front of that hot girl's apartment, since you were driving your friend's SUV that has a headlight out... JBT's!!

South Fla
06-29-2008, 01:51
Were you wearing your 5.11 khakis, tactical trainer belt, Danner Arcadias, Blackwater polo, dive watch and were your sunglasses Oakleys?

silverado_mick
06-29-2008, 02:18
Were you wearing your 5.11 khakis, tactical trainer belt, Danner Arcadias, Blackwater polo, dive watch and were your sunglasses Oakleys?

Wiley X's are much more tacticool than Oakleys. They stop bullets man. I know because I used to be an operator, and because I saw a guy in an HK poster wearing them, but I'm not really aloud to talk about that.

boby
06-29-2008, 07:29
Throw in some duct taped trauma plates and you have the whole shebang.

ricky
06-29-2008, 10:49
I think this thread was a no go from the get go, I should have never opened this one up....... :wow:

razdog76
06-29-2008, 11:15
Is she hot and does she drive an expensive car?

It lives!

Woofie
06-29-2008, 11:47
Wiley X's are much more tacticool than Oakleys. They stop bullets man. I know because I used to be an operator, and because I saw a guy in an HK poster wearing them, but I'm not really aloud to talk about that.

Why won't HK allow you to talk about their poster?

ms1600
06-29-2008, 13:02
He ran your plate and it shows that you have a CCW. He was also concerned about the 20 lbs of tin foil you had in your backseat. :whistling:

Jwhargrove
06-29-2008, 13:34
What state was this happening in?
If you were from Texas, you would have asked him if he had oredered. We're polite that way.
If he was from Texas, he wouldn't have called you cuz, and he woudlnt be drinking froo froo coffee.
Sure he wasn't security?
:bump::

TBO
06-29-2008, 18:01
I think this thread was a no go from the get go, I should have never opened this one up....... :wow:Start here: http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=888745 (which makes fun of an actual post that occured): http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=879126

:thanks:

FiremanMike
06-29-2008, 18:51
I've read this post 3x now, and it still makes me chuckle..

Clyde in CO
06-29-2008, 18:58
So I walked in to the coffee place after getting my head shaved. I was just hoping to get a mocha latte double fudge before heading home to get a shower and as such I still had my sunglasses on.

Anyway, I walk up to the counter and there's this guy in a police uniform standing at the counter looking like he can't quite figure out the sign. Since I was in a hurry, I ordered before he did in an attempt to give him some sort of idea how it works in these places.

Unfortunately, being the ungrateful bastich he is, he gave me a nasty look and said "It's on Cuz". It was at this point that I realized he had a badge and I didn't, so I just paid for my coffee and left.

He also did not have his hat on, did not have probably cause and he did not set up an appointment. I'm currently on the phone with various alphabet soup agencies, the Supreme Court and the Attorney General's.

I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles.

real men make their own coffee.

Hack
06-29-2008, 19:04
real men make their own coffee.

Real men grind the beans to make the coffee with.:tongueout::rofl:

Sidhe
06-29-2008, 20:09
I want my two minutes back. LOL

ArodJohns
06-29-2008, 22:02
I think this thread was a no go from the get go, I should have never opened this one up....... :wow:

This whole thread is what's known on the internet as a "spin". It's a thread making fun of another thread. It's meant to be a light hearted joke.

ShortyJackson
06-29-2008, 22:38
Real men just chew coffee beans and chase it with water.

BGPD
07-01-2008, 07:45
This whole thread is what's known on the internet as a "spin". It's a thread making fun of another thread. It's meant to be a light hearted joke.

You can teach old dogs something new:supergrin:

Fernman
07-01-2008, 09:24
what's his username?

BGPD
07-01-2008, 09:35
what's his username?

Ummm, plead the 5th. That way no one will know.:faint:

As most can tell, I am old and highly computer stupid. But learning.

WIG19
07-01-2008, 09:45
I want my two minutes back. LOL:animlol:

Fernman
07-01-2008, 09:49
You know, it was probably dragoon, Alzheimer's onset is sad, but humorous.

Pinki
07-01-2008, 09:55
what's his username?

It's TBO, you have to see TBO's thread first.

Fernman
07-01-2008, 09:57
woo! off color commentary with no pretext for the win!

obxemt
07-01-2008, 18:55
That...was...AWESOME.

Woofie
07-01-2008, 18:58
I think a piece of me just died.

TBO
07-01-2008, 19:01
http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=888745

Fernman
07-01-2008, 20:14
I fail.
http://www.dianahsieh.com/blog/uploaded_images/millionaire_idiot_fail-713308.jpg

TBO
10-13-2008, 20:24
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

LilCop2002
10-13-2008, 21:35
Digging into the vaults, huh?

obxemt
10-14-2008, 06:00
This was an instant classic, TBO. Imagine my joy to see the notification in my inbox this morning. I am still a part of CT, albeit in some small way. :rofl:

Hack
10-14-2008, 06:47
Real men just chew coffee beans and chase it with water.

Are you sure you weren't in my Army unit? :rofl:

series1811
10-14-2008, 15:03
http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=888745


Oh, crap, now I'm stuck in an OODA loop!

Dirty Dealer
10-14-2008, 15:27
Does this thread come with donuts?

Orlando Eric
10-14-2008, 17:06
Didn't you get fired for demanding six cups of frothy Joe from that Daytona Place over this incident??

TBO
10-15-2008, 18:30
http://i37.tinypic.com/sgictg.jpg

steveksux
12-29-2008, 21:35
Real men grind the beans to make the coffee with.:tongueout::rofl:If your beans are grinding maybe you should switch to boxers from briefs?

Randy

Hack
12-29-2008, 22:44
If your beans are grinding maybe you should switch to boxers from briefs?

Randy

Hey big boy, I was referring to COFFEE. You bad boy.:whistling:

Aquanewt
12-30-2008, 02:19
Real men just chew coffee beans and chase it with water.

Boiling hot water. Ask me how I know!

TBO
02-15-2009, 22:25
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

obxemt
02-16-2009, 09:19
We have GOT to get you some other hobbies.

But I bow to your superior posting power. 20,000 is a nice, large, round number. Please reach it, as I am going "monk" on your 19,999.

TBO
02-16-2009, 09:21
Maybe I'll stop at 19,998, abandon my account, and start a new one. :tbo:

obxemt
02-16-2009, 09:23
Too late! Sweet satisfaction!!!

Posts: 20,000

Congratulations on a job well done. You are an inspiration. :rofl:

TBO
02-16-2009, 09:24
Too late! Sweet satisfaction!!!

Posts: 20,000
Content: 0 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/AngelDevil2.gif

Hack
02-16-2009, 10:17
Yee haw! Another post full of nothing!

Hack
02-16-2009, 10:19
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:agRAuxMhDsI2XM::static.flickr.com/1/184026741_c2856509d6_o.jpg

TBO
02-16-2009, 10:28
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:agRAuxMhDsI2XM::static.flickr.com/1/184026741_c2856509d6_o.jpg
:rofl: Well done Sir! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/zz4_17_208.gif

Hack
02-16-2009, 10:37
:rofl: Well done Sir! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/zz4_17_208.gif

:thanks:

Sidhe
02-16-2009, 14:04
Took me a moment to realize that was a stir stick and not something floating in the drink.

That's what happens when I come here RIGHT after waking up. :wavey:

TBO
02-16-2009, 14:23
:hugs:

Kahr_Glockman
02-16-2009, 17:00
TBO what happened did you get a promotion to LT? You seem to be posting a lot more.:whistling:

TBO
12-08-2009, 23:52
:supergrin:

NEOH212
12-09-2009, 03:28
See what happens when you drink all that chic crap instead of normal coffee.:supergrin:

:rofl: "Chic Crap!" :rofl: "Chic Crap!"

Now THAT'S funny! :rofl:

Hack
12-09-2009, 10:04
:rofl: "Chic Crap!" :rofl: "Chic Crap!"

Now THAT'S funny! :rofl:

Yep. Darn chic crap. Black brew is a beautiful thing, or maybe with cream, (the real cream, not that fake crap).

freespirit34
12-09-2009, 10:42
Once he said "It's on cuz", badge or not, IT'S ON !!! You should have layed a firm smack down with your pimp hand and dared him to slap leather. If that didn't work, then, run like hell.

A6Gator
12-09-2009, 21:50
Were you wearing your 5.11 khakis, tactical trainer belt, Danner Arcadias, Blackwater polo, dive watch and were your sunglasses Oakleys?

What about hair gel. Even w/a shaved head, it gives it that tactical "sheen"

TBO
02-24-2010, 07:18
It happened, again...

FM12
02-24-2010, 10:14
He declared "It's on cuz" and you didnt end up at the ER? I'd call shenanigans if I could spell it!

Hack
02-24-2010, 12:31
What got you? The shaved head? The shiny, polished boots? The uber dark ultra tactical Oaklys? Or, that arresting attitude?
















:whistling:

TBO
08-29-2010, 00:54
<------needs to learn the difference between "good" caffeine and "bad" caffeine. :tbo:

Patchman
08-29-2010, 06:51
Call the NAACP. Does not matter if you are black or white, you have a problem with the cops then they are the guys to call. Rally and march will be held in coffee shop parking lot on July 4th.

Yes, you can call the NAACP. Although drinkers put milk or cream into their coffee, it starts out as black. So that's your NAACP angle. :whistling:

steveksux
08-29-2010, 06:57
Real men grind the beans to make the coffee with.:tongueout::rofl:I'm surprised the stress of your job doesn't make you grind your beans in your sleep... :tongueout::rofl:

Thanks for all you guys do...

Randy

Hack
08-29-2010, 17:54
I'm surprised the stress of your job doesn't make you grind your beans in your sleep... :tongueout::rofl:

Thanks for all you guys do...

Randy

Ah heck, thank you.:supergrin:

Oh, sometimes I do grind the beans manually. Or, munch on a few going out of the door.:rofl:

TBO
12-12-2011, 23:14
Happy Holidays

Mayhem like Me
12-13-2011, 08:42
Welcome back!

PuroMexicano
12-13-2011, 12:29
Holy crap!!! A ghost just appeared!!

Hiya!! :wavey:

RMolina628
12-13-2011, 12:43
The ghost of Christmas past? or present?..... or past participle?

BailRecoveryAgent
12-13-2011, 12:52
Welcome back TBO! I've missed your thread titles immensely.

CJStudent
12-13-2011, 13:18
Aw hell, it returns........

DFinch
12-13-2011, 13:18
Happy Holidays

Whoa!!

LilCop2002
12-13-2011, 14:57
Oh, wow! Welcome home.

TBO
07-29-2012, 16:03
"It's on".

CJStudent
07-29-2012, 17:16
Don't taze me bro!

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/donttasemet.jpg

lawman800
10-18-2013, 02:41
Real men just chew the coffee beans. Drinking coffee is for metrosexuals.

Bushido5150
10-18-2013, 03:19
wow you pulled this thread from the graveyard!!

RMolina628
10-18-2013, 08:13
Nothing like re-animating this corpse of a thread just in time for Halloween.

lawman800
10-18-2013, 08:33
Haha, I followed the link from TBO on the other thread from the cop's perspective... and then responded without checking the dates.

smokeross
10-18-2013, 12:05
Did he have a twitch, and squint like Clint Eastwood?

RyanNREMTP
10-18-2013, 12:47
Did he have a twitch, and squint like Clint Eastwood?

I don't know punk, did he? :rofl:

4949shooter
10-18-2013, 15:26
Zombi thread!

(Hey, we need a zombie smiley)

RussP
10-18-2013, 16:28
Zombi thread!

(Hey, we need a zombie smiley)http://i771.photobucket.com/albums/xx352/LuvH8/Scared%20Of%20That/emoticon-misc-025.gif

officer196
10-18-2013, 18:00
F t w

4949shooter
10-18-2013, 20:24
http://i771.photobucket.com/albums/xx352/LuvH8/Scared%20Of%20That/emoticon-misc-025.gif

Awesome Russ!

TBO
07-29-2014, 10:50
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/coffee.gif

RussP
07-29-2014, 11:55
http://i771.photobucket.com/albums/xx352/LuvH8/Scared%20Of%20That/emoticon-misc-025.gif

TK-421
07-29-2014, 20:18
Yeah, yeah, I'm late, it's five pages in, has someone mentioned extra circus pants yet?