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C'mon folks post your favorite Troll cookin' recipes.
I know Trolls are kinda gamy and tough from their poor diet of Diet Coke and psychiatric meds, but what recipes can make em tasty????????
I prefer to slow roast Troll in a crock pot with BBQ sauce, the BBQ sauce helps cover the gamy taste. Add some onions and taters and you got a meal....
Anybody else got a favorite recipe they wanna share?????????;a
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I dunno Mikey! I prefer them the old fashioned way. COOKED ON THE GRILL, SOMETIMES WITH A LITLLE BEER BATTER FOR FLAVOR!!!;)
Ya know, maybe they'd be useful as household tools, or ornamentals, that sort of thing? Lawn Trolls? You know, like a broom: TrollOnAStick or a vaccumm cleaner: TrollSuperVac, clean to the last crum...... TrollGardenHose - lots of fun to coil them back up in a little circle.... car jack maybe? Doggie picker-up-afters? Use 'em for beating dust out of rugs and carpets? Troll Punching Bags.... the possibilities are endless :)
Hum..... Troll Toilet Brushes...... Troll Septic Tanks.....
How about troll bridges.......Kid
Take one troll, an oak plank 2 inches thick and just larger than the trolls body. Baste the troll liberally with Dale's sauce, butter, lemon juice and freshly minced garlic. Allow to marinate for 2 hours, then bake in the oven at 350 degrees for about 4 hours. Take out and throw away the troll and eat the plank.:cool:
Napalm sticks to trolls.......
Originally posted by MB-G26
a vaccumm cleaner: TrollSuperVac,
Troll Septic Tanks.....
Now these two ideas I like. Why you ask? Simple. Everyone knows that trolls suck and that they are ALWAYS full of.......well, you get the idea ;f .
Skewered and put on a rotating spit for at least 24 hours over a very hot flame. That way the skin will end up being nice and crispy. Make sure you keep basting the whole time or it will dry out.
Actually, I think the best way to "fix" a troll is to ignore it's posts. That way it shrivels up and dries out. Hmmm, sun-dried troll. Add a little OC and get some spice in your life. ;f
I'm sorry, I should not have posted that. But I just couldn't help myself.
Well i like to stirfry trolls in the wok at work with some hot peppers in a very hot wok i like to hear the cry and scream then slap the hot pepper to them.Served over rice.with a cold beer
This thread rocks!
I prefer troll shishkabob (sp?). Nothing like skewering a troll with a large sharp stick. ;f
Originally posted by PACKIN' PLASTIC
This thread rocks!
Oh no....don't start that again, or I'll have to post that pic of Westicle's girlfriend again. ;f
1 Freshly Caught Troll
1/2 Cup Brandon_7
1 Tablespoon Yo
1 Teaspoon rdfrench
Pound troll until soft. Mix 1/2 cup Brandon_7 and troll together. Gently rub in 1 Tablespoon of Yo. Sprinkle 1 Teaspoon of rdfrench on top. Slowly flame on grill until well done.
And don't forget to say some shilly grace before devouring your Troll.. ;c
Add a little cheese to go with their whine...
Westicle, that's about the funniest thing I've seen this year. Right up there with Walters enigmatic.
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