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VonFatman
07-09-2002, 09:41
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes
it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself,
I really want a drink."
When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your *****?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your *****. Mine for
instance is called Nike, for the slogan "Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his is
Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile
"TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his
right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says,
"So, what do you call yours?" The man turns to him
and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford,
lately?"
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his
manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my ***** is SECRET.
Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour
the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's
STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!"
VF

pistolwhipped
07-09-2002, 09:56
;i ;L ;G

master tigon
07-09-2002, 11:15
;f ;f ;f ;f

that was hysterical.

WolfmanGK
07-10-2002, 23:17
That's Fabulous!

VonFatman
07-11-2002, 07:30
I kinda liked it too!
VF