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07-10-2002, 07:43
Samurai in feudal Japan were expected to master the figthing arts, but they were also supposed to be equally proficient in calligraphy, flower arranging, poetry, and the like.

It was with this in mind that I decided to try my hand at some Japanese poetry, dedicated to one of my favorite subjects. :)

Comments and additional submittals are welcome.

The black pistol throbs
It feels quite good in my hand
As I shoot again

Acrid smoke is there
When I reload my pistol
And the other falls

Safety on my hip
A black Glock in my waistband
Is quite comforting

Blood blossoms from he
Who brought evil to my home
As my pistols bucks

Hi-cap magazines
Are pricey but the balance
Is better with them

;c ;c ;c

Steve Koski
07-10-2002, 09:16

Those ROCK. Nice work!!!


07-10-2002, 12:09
Okay, I'm not much of a poet, but here goes...

Mag banned in U.S.
Dremel tool cheap at Wal-mart
Ouch, cuffs are too tight

New to reloading
Slide flew off and hit my face
It must be Glock's fault

Time to clean the Glock
I think I unloaded it
BOOM - I blame the gun

If you have some Glocks
None of which a twenty-nine
You must wear a dress

Zero common sense
Okay here is my story
The thing just went off

Practicing my draw
Just blew off another toe
My neighbors hate me

Mexican carry
Did not want kids anyway
Call an ambulance

Magazine holds rounds
But I will call it a clip
Just to piss you off

;a ;e ;a ;e

07-10-2002, 12:35
Gaston's plastic gun
metal bullets, highcap mags
The badguy blaster

07-10-2002, 14:06
inside square pants hides
a loaded black plastic tool
and a Glock pistol

07-10-2002, 23:10
The bulge in my pants
Is not my junk, but my glock
Yet, I am still happy
To see you over there

07-11-2002, 21:05
Assaliant attacks
With speed I draw the black gun
Brains upon the wall

Mexican carry
Pistol is inside my pants
My garbage is gone

Front sight, squeeze trigger
One ragged hole in target
An Austrian bliss

Steve Koski
07-12-2002, 11:16
More masterpieces!!! I'm going to have these calligraphied and framed for my office.

The Pontificator
07-12-2002, 21:53
Five pound connector
it is a perfect fit for
any Glock pistol.

The Pontificator
07-12-2002, 21:55
My holster fetish
Thirty different holsters
for only one Glock

The Pontificator
07-12-2002, 21:59
Haikus always remind me of William Shatner.