Glockrunner
07-16-2008, 06:49
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant …
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant …
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store …
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home …
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"
Outside a country shop in West Virginia …
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store …
"15 men's wool suits - $100 -
They won't last an hour!"
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field
in Chicago …
"Do not activate with wet hands."
In a New York restaurant …
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought
to see the manager."
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company …
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In the window of an Oregon general store …
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated,
when you can come here?"
In downtown Boston …
"Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon …
"Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help."
On a Tennessee highway …
"Take notice: when this sign is under water,
this road is impassable."
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut …
"No trespassing without permission."
In a New York medical building …
"Mental Health Prevention Center"
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant …
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store …
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home …
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"
Outside a country shop in West Virginia …
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store …
"15 men's wool suits - $100 -
They won't last an hour!"
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field
in Chicago …
"Do not activate with wet hands."
In a New York restaurant …
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought
to see the manager."
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company …
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In the window of an Oregon general store …
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated,
when you can come here?"
In downtown Boston …
"Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon …
"Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help."
On a Tennessee highway …
"Take notice: when this sign is under water,
this road is impassable."
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut …
"No trespassing without permission."
In a New York medical building …
"Mental Health Prevention Center"