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lethal tupperwa
07-20-2008, 17:03
The maid asked for a raise.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria,

why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh?'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Seņora, the gardener did.'