View Full Version : So, what's green, slimy and wants to bite Patricia on the ass?
Besides Ender?
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/OXCOP/Mississippi%20Vacation/100_8091.jpg
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Frat initiation? Goldfish not shocking enough? Looks a little underdigested though.
She woke me and Mark up at 0530 to come see the frog in the sharter. I have a feeling it came up through the pipes. I told her to poop on it and teach it a thing or two!
She woke me and Mark up at 0530 to come see the frog in the sharter. I have a feeling it came up through the pipes. I told her to poop on it and teach it a thing or two!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
did ya flush it?:supergrin::dunno:
did ya flush it?:supergrin::dunno:
I tried. Little thing has suckers on his feet, so he wouldn't go down. We had to get a tupperware container w/ lid so we could toss him over the back fence.
I tried. Little thing has suckers on his feet, so he wouldn't go down. We had to get a tupperware container w/ lid so we could toss him over the back fence.
you didn't put him in the neighbors toilet:rofl:
you didn't put him in the neighbors toilet:rofl:
I doubt they would get me get away with burglary.
PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 15:52
I doubt they would get me get away with burglary.
You can't even speed without getting caught. What makes you think you could pull off a felony?
MarksGlock22
07-25-2008, 16:04
Atleast the toliet was clean for the picture, unlike that MySpace poster thingy "floating" around with a bomb in the can.
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?
ARMAGEDDON! :supergrin:
Easy to get rid of...
Step 1: Open bomb bay doors.
Step 2: Release ordinance.
Step 3: Bomb assessment.
Step 4: .......
Step 5: Plunge.
gruntmedik
07-25-2008, 17:22
Kermit the Ox?
:rofl:
digitspaw
07-25-2008, 17:28
Look at it's feet. Somewhere along the way, it was was steppin in brown.
MarksGlock22
07-25-2008, 17:28
Thats the one Eddie. Thanks...err....not really...but still thanks.:supergrin:
OH!!!! he's soooo cute!! :hearts:
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:
Because a large one might be noisy enough to alert the neighbors? :tongueout:
PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 20:17
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:
Replacement for OX?
misskitty5077
07-25-2008, 20:42
OH!!!! he's soooo cute!! :hearts:
Jes!!!!!!! He is!!!! :hearts:
<-- has a collection of frog statues and stuff in the otherwise empty flowerbed :supergrin:
misskitty5077
07-25-2008, 20:43
Because a large one might be noisy enough to alert the neighbors? :tongueout:
You must not have those tiny tree frogs out there that we get around here. They are smaller than that little guy and dear lord, are the little suckers loud! :faint:
Replacement for OX?
The frog probably has a larger peep.
Besides Ender?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/OXCOP/Mississippi%20Vacation/100_8091.jpg
Looks like the family is bigger now...but, wait Patricia wasn't expecting...well...cool story anyway :supergrin:
When you say she "woke" you to come look at it, was it more like "honey, you have GOT to see this!" or "aggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"?
johnrobinson
07-25-2008, 22:18
Easy to get rid of...
Step 1: Open bomb bay doors.
Step 2: Release ordinance.
Step 3: Bomb assessment.
Step 4: .......
Step 5: Plunge.
Excellent post. Excellent.
:rofl:
I Joshua
07-25-2008, 22:19
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5333168,00.jpg
I doubt they would get me get away with buggery.
Fixed it for ya, OX!!
When you say she "woke" you to come look at it, was it more like "honey, you have GOT to see this!" or "aggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"?
well.....if i had to guess.......:whistling:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
sweetatergal
07-25-2008, 23:08
Can't say that I ever found one in the toilet, but found several when I still lived at home with my parents (along with some bullfrogs too). :supergrin:
I Joshua
07-25-2008, 23:21
http://www.carnagecorp.com/pub/pictures/wcmonster.jpg
rhikdavis
07-25-2008, 23:25
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?
Gerbil!!!!
PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 23:48
The frog probably has a larger peep.
Probably?
rhikdavis
07-26-2008, 10:12
The frog probably has a larger peep.
Probably?
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/rhikdavis/Emoticons/rimshot.gif
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?
ARMAGEDDON! :supergrin:
I have never laughed as hard as I did at that.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/rhikdavis/Emoticons/rimshot.gif
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.
PeterJasonMN
07-26-2008, 20:19
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.
And yo momma. :eat:
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK. :supergrin:
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj22/eddief4eddief4/rimshot.gif
:rofl:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK. :supergrin:
Not as weak as Peter resorting to mama jokes. :tongueout:
Patricia
07-26-2008, 21:20
I didn't have my contacts in, so at first I thought it was a large leaf (and then thought, what HAS Ox been eating :rofl:). When I realized it was a frog, I woke him up cause I had no clue what to do with it. I thought the froggie was cute and wanted to keep him but Ox said no. :miff: I was the one who caught him in the tupperware container.
I didn't have my contacts in, so at first I thought it was a large leaf (and then thought, what HAS Ox been eating :rofl:). When I realized it was a frog, I woke him up cause I had no clue what to do with it. I thought the froggie was cute and wanted to keep him but Ox said no. :miff: I was the one who caught him in the tupperware container.
:rofl:
you should have kept Kermit:supergrin:
Not as weak as Peter resorting to mama jokes. :tongueout:
I'm on the fence about that one. :supergrin:
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