So, what's green, slimy and wants to bite Patricia on the ass? [Archive] - Glock Talk

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OXCOPS
07-25-2008, 14:40
Besides Ender?




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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/OXCOP/Mississippi%20Vacation/100_8091.jpg




:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

HAVOC
07-25-2008, 14:42
Frat initiation? Goldfish not shocking enough? Looks a little underdigested though.

OXCOPS
07-25-2008, 14:46
She woke me and Mark up at 0530 to come see the frog in the sharter. I have a feeling it came up through the pipes. I told her to poop on it and teach it a thing or two!

eddief4
07-25-2008, 15:05
She woke me and Mark up at 0530 to come see the frog in the sharter. I have a feeling it came up through the pipes. I told her to poop on it and teach it a thing or two!






:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

eddief4
07-25-2008, 15:06
did ya flush it?:supergrin::dunno:

Bogey
07-25-2008, 15:08
Voyeurfrog.

OXCOPS
07-25-2008, 15:10
did ya flush it?:supergrin::dunno:

I tried. Little thing has suckers on his feet, so he wouldn't go down. We had to get a tupperware container w/ lid so we could toss him over the back fence.

eddief4
07-25-2008, 15:21
I tried. Little thing has suckers on his feet, so he wouldn't go down. We had to get a tupperware container w/ lid so we could toss him over the back fence.


you didn't put him in the neighbors toilet:rofl:

OXCOPS
07-25-2008, 15:23
you didn't put him in the neighbors toilet:rofl:


I doubt they would get me get away with burglary.

PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 15:52
I doubt they would get me get away with burglary.


You can't even speed without getting caught. What makes you think you could pull off a felony?

El_Ron1
07-25-2008, 15:57
In harms way.

MarksGlock22
07-25-2008, 16:04
Atleast the toliet was clean for the picture, unlike that MySpace poster thingy "floating" around with a bomb in the can.

tous
07-25-2008, 16:45
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:

Ender
07-25-2008, 16:51
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?

ARMAGEDDON! :supergrin:

Jason D
07-25-2008, 17:02
Easy to get rid of...


Step 1: Open bomb bay doors.
Step 2: Release ordinance.
Step 3: Bomb assessment.

Step 4: .......
Step 5: Plunge.

gruntmedik
07-25-2008, 17:22
Kermit the Ox?











































:rofl:

digitspaw
07-25-2008, 17:28
Look at it's feet. Somewhere along the way, it was was steppin in brown.

MarksGlock22
07-25-2008, 17:28
Thats the one Eddie. Thanks...err....not really...but still thanks.:supergrin:

Zonny
07-25-2008, 17:38
OH!!!! he's soooo cute!! :hearts:

MB-G26
07-25-2008, 20:09
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:

Because a large one might be noisy enough to alert the neighbors? :tongueout:

PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 20:17
Why does Patricia keep a small frog in her toilet? :headscratch:


Replacement for OX?

misskitty5077
07-25-2008, 20:42
OH!!!! he's soooo cute!! :hearts:

Jes!!!!!!! He is!!!! :hearts:


<-- has a collection of frog statues and stuff in the otherwise empty flowerbed :supergrin:

misskitty5077
07-25-2008, 20:43
Because a large one might be noisy enough to alert the neighbors? :tongueout:

You must not have those tiny tree frogs out there that we get around here. They are smaller than that little guy and dear lord, are the little suckers loud! :faint:

Ender
07-25-2008, 21:48
Replacement for OX?

The frog probably has a larger peep.

Nestor
07-25-2008, 22:11
Besides Ender?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/OXCOP/Mississippi%20Vacation/100_8091.jpg



Looks like the family is bigger now...but, wait Patricia wasn't expecting...well...cool story anyway :supergrin:

Mrs. VR
07-25-2008, 22:14
When you say she "woke" you to come look at it, was it more like "honey, you have GOT to see this!" or "aggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"?

johnrobinson
07-25-2008, 22:18
Easy to get rid of...


Step 1: Open bomb bay doors.
Step 2: Release ordinance.
Step 3: Bomb assessment.

Step 4: .......
Step 5: Plunge.

Excellent post. Excellent.


:rofl:

I Joshua
07-25-2008, 22:19
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5333168,00.jpg

AnimalK
07-25-2008, 23:05
I doubt they would get me get away with buggery.


Fixed it for ya, OX!!

eddief4
07-25-2008, 23:07
When you say she "woke" you to come look at it, was it more like "honey, you have GOT to see this!" or "aggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"?







well.....if i had to guess.......:whistling:






:rofl::rofl::rofl:

sweetatergal
07-25-2008, 23:08
Can't say that I ever found one in the toilet, but found several when I still lived at home with my parents (along with some bullfrogs too). :supergrin:

I Joshua
07-25-2008, 23:21
http://www.carnagecorp.com/pub/pictures/wcmonster.jpg

rhikdavis
07-25-2008, 23:25
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?



Gerbil!!!!

PeterJasonMN
07-25-2008, 23:48
The frog probably has a larger peep.


Probably?

rhikdavis
07-26-2008, 10:12
The frog probably has a larger peep.

Probably?

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/rhikdavis/Emoticons/rimshot.gif

G30Jack
07-26-2008, 10:26
So when are you gonna tell her it dropped from between your cheeks last time you sat down?

ARMAGEDDON! :supergrin:

I have never laughed as hard as I did at that.

OXCOPS
07-26-2008, 11:14
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/rhikdavis/Emoticons/rimshot.gif

For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.

PeterJasonMN
07-26-2008, 20:19
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.


And yo momma. :eat:

Ender
07-26-2008, 20:29
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK. :supergrin:

eddief4
07-26-2008, 20:31
For Ender and Peter, a rimshot doesn't involve musical instruments. It involves each other.



http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj22/eddief4eddief4/rimshot.gif






:rofl:

OXCOPS
07-26-2008, 21:05
WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK. :supergrin:

Not as weak as Peter resorting to mama jokes. :tongueout:

Patricia
07-26-2008, 21:20
I didn't have my contacts in, so at first I thought it was a large leaf (and then thought, what HAS Ox been eating :rofl:). When I realized it was a frog, I woke him up cause I had no clue what to do with it. I thought the froggie was cute and wanted to keep him but Ox said no. :miff: I was the one who caught him in the tupperware container.

eddief4
07-26-2008, 21:50
I didn't have my contacts in, so at first I thought it was a large leaf (and then thought, what HAS Ox been eating :rofl:). When I realized it was a frog, I woke him up cause I had no clue what to do with it. I thought the froggie was cute and wanted to keep him but Ox said no. :miff: I was the one who caught him in the tupperware container.




:rofl:


you should have kept Kermit:supergrin:

Ender
07-26-2008, 22:10
Not as weak as Peter resorting to mama jokes. :tongueout:

I'm on the fence about that one. :supergrin:

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